going to college is great

getting married is great

having children is great

but implying that there’s something wrong with people who don’t want to do those things and that they’ll never feel fulfilled in life if they never do those things is not great

(via toaster-with-a-tuba)



Taking applications for someone to cuddle with me and grab my butt


do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

(via toaster-with-a-tuba)


If you’ve ever wanted to see me toss a rifle idk