userbar:

all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money

yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money

(via damninmysexxxdreams)

theaveragefish:

I remain unimpressed with the ohio state marching band I’m sorry

(via austindoesdrumcorps)

"Girl lemme drizzle pumpkin spice over your naked body and fuck you in a pile of leaves."
– Me getting into the fall spirit (via dearalexandra)

(via mikebjammin)


mama-panther:

[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]

(via anicantskywalker)